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Summary: Dean swears a lot, and Dawn"s still the master of getting under people"s skin.
|Supernatural> Dawn-Centered> Pairing: Dean Winchester||echo||FR15||1||1,427||8||21||5,698||4Oct06||4Oct06||Yes|
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disclaimer: no mine. Lock belong to Joss Whedon and also Eric Kripke.AN: The title is a lyric native the Nazareth track "Hair that the Dog", and also this was entirely inspired through this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T33UnGcxw4*~*~*"Son the a bitch!" that shouted as he kicked over a steel trash can, making tons of racket. "Dammit!"Dawn was sprawled out on her earlier where the demon had knocked her. She propped herself up on she elbows and also looked in ~ one half, the less sane half in she opinion, that her new hunting team. The Winchester brothers to be damn great at what castle did many of the time. Yes, they occasionally got themselves kidnapped or bring away hostage or locked in a cellar or something. That didn"t? She"d to be taken a couple of times herself. Should be Tuesday, right? however all in all the Winchesters acquired it done.But Dawn had noticed something about big brother Dean. She looked at the infant brother. "Your brother states the indigenous bitch a lot. To be you aware of this?"Sam, who was sprawled ~ above his confront next come her, craned his head around and pinned her v an incredulous look. She knew what he was thinking. They"d pretty lot just acquired their asses handed to them by this demon, a demon the had additionally gotten far from them simply now therefore Dean"s trash deserve to abuse, and she to be commenting ~ above Dean"s vocabulary. It was pretty much down of the list of points Sam was probably concerned about just now. It should have actually been fairly far down on Dawn"s perform too, yet what could she say? She was still a Scoobie. Sometimes you required to call attention come other an ext innocuous points to get your head ago in the game. Sometimes you needed to asking the dumb questions, point out what to be so obvious. Simply say that aloud."Shit. That demon, what a bitch. You two ok?" Dean asked. "Sammy?"Dawn grinned at exactly how he confirm on Sam first. Constantly Sam first. She was the exact same way. She dubbed for Sam first. Sam just had something around him that just made you desire to defend him fiercely. The was what she and Dean had actually in common. They both loved the hell out of Sam."Fine. I"m fine." Sam grunted as Dean grabbed one of his eight to assist haul him come his feet."I"m yes sir too, Dean. Thanks for asking." Dawn muttered as she obtained up and also dusted herself off. "Douche bag."It was together if he were a dog hear a sound as well high for human ears once she insulted him. "What to be that, Dawn?""Nothing, Dean. I"m super." She said sarcastically. "Thanks for asking." climate she muttered under she breath when again. "You infant Jesus target plug.""Hey! i heard that! Goddammit!" Dean all yet lunged because that her.Dawn simply raised a brow and also stood her ground. "Lord"s fucking name."He flinched, together if exactly how DARE she make a Boondock Saints recommendation to HIM. Then he recovered and also advanced.Sam stepped in between them, as he always did. "Let"s not. Not ideal now. We require to uncover out where that thing went.""Bitch." Dean grumbled together he turned away."Is that the only word friend know?" Dawn spat, then mumbled. "Das cunt.""Hey!" Dean lunged for her again.Sam grabbed him. "Will friend two cut this shit out? just for, like, a pair of minutes."Dawn gasped. "You claimed shit, Sam.""I median it." Sam ignored her off-humor. "Stop it. Both the you. This is annoying.""I will once he place on his huge girl panties and recognizes the I invested years in the company of Spike and also Faith. The needs new swears. Man have the right to not live top top bitch alone. He"s worn out his welcome through bitch, i think. Plus, it"s no REALLY an insult to me." She eyed Dean. "Faith phone call me bitch affectionately, needle dick."Dean got for her again."Cut that out, Dawn." Sam snapped. "You really must stop insulting his manhood. It makes him every crazy.""What manhood?"Dean struggled. Sam rolled his eyes. Why go Dean have to rise to the chance every single time? Couldn"t he view that she love messing v him? Couldn"t he view that if he"d quit reacting as she hoped he would that she"d get exhausted of it? Maybe even stop?Likely not. That was no Dean"s forte.Sam sighed. "Stop. One more of your cute nicknames or insults, Dawn, and also I release the hounds here. Dean, reduced it out. Overlook her. We have much more important things to do." that said and also his feelings currently known, Sam stalked off."Yeah." Dean said. "One an ext insult to Dean Too, and I"ll whip the out and also mushroom stamp her forehead."Dawn just offered him a "bored now" look. Generally Dean was a little bit smoother through the ladies, but something around her acquired his hackles up huge time. She completely put him turn off balance. Dawn loved that. Maybe because when castle had very first met, he"d to be a little flirty, yet Dawn to be all around the job. Now they had actually fallen into a pattern. Choose brother and sister... But not. Like herself and also Buffy, however ten time worse. And different because, well, just because.A woman"s scream pierced the night.Both Dawn and also Dean"s top snapped in the direction it had actually come from."Son the a bitch-assed bitch." Dean spat. "Well, i think I recognize where the demon went.""What fabulous detecting skills, miss Veronica Mars."Dean glared at her prior to he grabbed her arm and dragged her follow me behind him. "One of this days...""You"re gonna put on your huge girl panties?"He whipped around and also got in she face. "You"re gonna obtain the ass whipping you so richly deserve, little girl.""By you?" Dawn snorted loudly. "Ha! I can take you with my hand tied behind mine back.""Can you 2 quit flirting and also come on! Demon, people in peril, any of this ringing any kind of bells?" Sam shouted.Dean made a noise of protest, as if to say he most absolutely had no been flirting v Dawn.Dawn grinned. "Keep informing yourself that, bitch." then she slapped him tough on the butt prior to trotting off to Sam.One of these days she and Dean were going come just breakdown and strike one another. Until then, she"d proceed to push his buttons. It to be going to be a beautiful explosion. She"d recognized that ever since she"d accidentally to walk in on that in the shower. He might be a surly child of a bitch, yet he to be a warm surly kid of a bitch."Hey, girlfriend don"t fight me." Dean snapped as he fell into step next to her. "It"s a great thing my dad taught me no to struggle girls. And who room you phone call a bitch, bitch?""Dad teach you just how not to hit girls, huh? I thought I was gonna acquire the richly-deserved whipping one day. Isn"t whipping hitting? have I been doing that wrong?"Dean"s eye twitched. She witnessed it the end of the edge of her eye. Man, she love messing v him. The was way more funny than messing v Buffy. Dean gained so emotional around it, and plus, the was means more appealing to her 보다 Buffy... Since incest? Eww. Also, he to be a dude and her sister to be a girl, and also Dawn was mostly certainly not gay. Add to Dean was mostly a challenging guy the didn"t execute hugs or any kind of sort of bonding, therefore his almost losing it from her little digs was great."You understand what mine dad teach me?" She asked. "How come walk away."That said, she accelerated to pace Sam."Bitch." Dean muttered."Takes one to know one, fucktard." She dubbed over she shoulder.Dean jogged forward to record her arm and whipped she around. "Dammit, Dawn."Sam also stopped come watch.Dawn do her most innocent face. "Yes?""Why"d you need to go and also make points so complicated?""Did you simply quote one Avril Lavigne song?" She make a face. "Dude, that"s weak."His eye twitched again."Are you two done flirting?" Sam asked. "Can we go shot again v the demon? There was screaming. It"s this way, but only if you males are finished.""Just about." Dean muttered."Good." Sam said. "I"m gonna walk on then. Girlfriend two capture up in a minute."Dawn snorted. "We"re no finished? What else is left to say, whiny target bag?""Son of a BITCH." Dean said before he ordered the sides of her face and pulled she mouth to his.*~*~*end