For the love that god, anyone who has actually the slightlest, most remote inclination come say this, death your self instantly before friend do. Nobody think its funny, under any circumstances. Just stop or I"ll commit severe homocide against you. Thanks for your time.

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The beauty, beauty of words "asshat", is the no issue which syllable girlfriend stress, it conveys the very same sentiment.


quote:Originally post by theFinn:Arrg...what movie/tv show/whatever is that line from?Mike Myers in check out From The Top


How around people the don"t comply with telephone code?"What"s your phone number?""5--545--3--22.""...what?"It renders me want to kill again and again.


quote:How around people the don"t comply v telephone code?I to be ordering takeout the other day, and also the guy asked for my call number. Here"s a turbulent transcript the the conversation:Guy: Ok, could I have actually your call number please?Me: Sure! It"s 123-555..Guy: 123-555. Ok, the full price..Me: Wait! That"s only 6 digits!Guy: What perform you mean?Me: my phone number has an ext digits in it.Guy: Ok, therefore what"s your phone number again?Me: It"s 123-555...Guy: Ok, 123-555.Me: Arrrgggh! What is the call number for her store?Guy: 123-555-9876.Me: count how numerous digits room in the number.Guy: 10.Me: Now, look in ~ my phone call number, and tell me how numerous digits you created down.Guy: Oh, ns see.


quote:Originally posted by wb:I was ordering takeout the various other day, and the man asked for my call number. Here"s a rough transcript that the conversation:Guy: Ok, might I have actually your phone call number please?Me: Sure! It"s 123-555..Guy: 123-555. Ok, the full price..Me: Wait! That"s only 6 digits!Guy: What carry out you mean?Me: my phone number has more digits in it.Guy: Ok, so what"s your phone number again?Me: It"s 123-555...Guy: Ok, 123-555.Me: Arrrgggh! What is the call number for her store?Guy: 123-555-9876.Me: count how countless digits are in the number.Guy: 10.Me: Now, look in ~ my call number, and also tell me how numerous digits you wrote down.Guy: Oh, i see.Erm...were girlfriend trying to check him?


quote:Originally post by TheAdmiral:Erm...were girlfriend trying to test him?No, he maintained interrupting me at 6 digits, seemingly satisfied that ns had offered him my entire phone number.


quote:Originally post by ephori:How about people that don"t comply with telephone code?_"What"s your phone number?""5--545--3--22.""...what?"_It provides me want to death again and again.Heh heh, Kevin James is my hero. In ~ least, he"s among my heroes


Mike Myers == comedy GOLD!"A check out from the top" would have actually been fully worthless there is no him. But instead, it to be meh overall.heh,"no, your right. Preperation h does feeling good, top top the whole."


quote:Originally post by budder:I to speak it due to the fact that I"ve made it into a running joke with one of my friends. Not for speech mistakes.which friend? rlahp?


quote:Originally post by cromicus:For the love that god, anyone who has the slightlest, most remote inclination to say this, death your self instantly before girlfriend do. Nobody think its funny, under any circumstances. Simply stop or I"ll commit major homocide versus you. Thanks for her time.You would kill the gayness in ~ us?


kevin james is genius...between the call number rhythm ("now i have to try to shimmy the 7 in there..."), and people who rate up when giving their phone number on comment machines...("HE offered ME A G!!! TIMMY gave ME A G!!!" infinitely quotable) he hits pretty lot all mine phone peeves. Sweat the little Stuff is easily the funniest hour the comedy top top cable recently.

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