For the love of god, anybody who has the slightlest, most remote inclination to say this, kill your self immediately before you do. Nobody thinks its funny, under any circumstances. Just stop or I"ll commit severe homocide against you. Thanks for your time.

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The beauty of the word "asshat", is that no matter which syllable you stress, it conveys the same sentiment.


quote:Originally posted by theFinn:Arrg...what movie/tv show/whatever is that line from?Mike Myers in View From The Top


How about people that don"t comply with telephone code?"What"s your phone number?""5--545--3--22.""...what?"It makes me want to kill again and again.


quote:How about people that don"t comply with telephone code?I was ordering takeout the other day, and the guy asked for my phone number. Here"s a rough transcript of the conversation:Guy: Ok, could I have your phone number please?Me: Sure! It"s 123-555..Guy: 123-555. Ok, the total price..Me: Wait! That"s only 6 digits!Guy: What do you mean?Me: My phone number has more digits in it.Guy: Ok, so what"s your phone number again?Me: It"s 123-555...Guy: Ok, 123-555.Me: Arrrgggh! What is the phone number for your store?Guy: 123-555-9876.Me: Count how many digits are in that number.Guy: 10.Me: Now, look at my phone number, and tell me how many digits you wrote down.Guy: Oh, I see.


quote:Originally posted by wb:I was ordering takeout the other day, and the guy asked for my phone number. Here"s a rough transcript of the conversation:Guy: Ok, could I have your phone number please?Me: Sure! It"s 123-555..Guy: 123-555. Ok, the total price..Me: Wait! That"s only 6 digits!Guy: What do you mean?Me: My phone number has more digits in it.Guy: Ok, so what"s your phone number again?Me: It"s 123-555...Guy: Ok, 123-555.Me: Arrrgggh! What is the phone number for your store?Guy: 123-555-9876.Me: Count how many digits are in that number.Guy: 10.Me: Now, look at my phone number, and tell me how many digits you wrote down.Guy: Oh, I see.Erm...were you trying to test him?


quote:Originally posted by TheAdmiral:Erm...were you trying to test him?No, he kept interrupting me at 6 digits, seemingly satisfied that I had given him my entire phone number.


quote:Originally posted by ephori:How about people that don"t comply with telephone code?_"What"s your phone number?""5--545--3--22.""...what?"_It makes me want to kill again and again.Heh heh, Kevin James is my hero. At least, he"s one of my heroes


Mike Myers == comedy GOLD!"A view from the top" would have been completely worthless without him. but instead, it was meh overall.heh,"no, your right. preperation h does feel good, on the whole."


quote:Originally posted by budder:I say it because I"ve made it into a running joke with one of my friends. Not for speech mistakes.which friend? rlahp?


quote:Originally posted by cromicus:For the love of god, anybody who has the slightlest, most remote inclination to say this, kill your self immediately before you do. Nobody thinks its funny, under any circumstances. Just stop or I"ll commit severe homocide against you. Thanks for your time.You would kill the gayness within us?


kevin james is genius...between the phone number rhythm ("now i have to try to shimmy the 7 in there..."), and people who speed up when giving their phone numbers on answering machines...("HE GAVE ME A G!!! TIMMY GAVE ME A G!!!" infinitely quotable) he hits pretty much all my phone peeves. Sweat the Small Stuff is easily the funniest hour of comedy on cable recently.

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